This is the script for the commentary video on TheRealAshleyKetchum I was goin to do so you’ll see some editing requests in the script for my editor. I’m uploading this because I haven’t been working on the video this was made for and now it’s super late. So I’m uploading this as an apology and sense there are no really good rants on Ashley. I apologize this one isn’t all the pretty either. This IS a script but I hope that doesn’t no squabble any of much points.
Ashley orgiginal video:
Mad Dog Commentary’s: Ep 1: TheRealAshleyKetchum: Lets Not Catch Them All
My Content is purely for criticism purpose please do not attack the user I am commentating on in question. I wish to help them improve. Though some of these jokes might be considered rude. You have been warned.*
*have my soul avatar over the forest and pumpkin house where Blair lives*
I’ve been walking around Death City for awhile.... this avatars skin is starting to stink.... I should really wash it.... hm maybe I should look in that box I found last video *shuffling noises and my avatar slightly tilts down making it look like I’m picking a box up and as I name off the characters you show them on screen* lets see.... heather from silent hill, Toko from Danganronpa,.... *pulls out Mangle from FNAF* the fuck is this doing in here? *throws it away* get that overrated furry trash outta here! Hm.... oh! I have two Pokémon characters (oh yeah by the way I’m commentating on some Pokémon weeb)... Gladion and..... oh.... oh noooo *avatar changes to serena* lord you have made a GRAVE error todaaaaaaaaay-
So for to give context for this video Obsessed Deviants ay degree 2 made a rant video on TheRealAshleyKetchum at degree 1 a deviant art user that makes..... questionable art. Such as: *show example of the thing I’m talking about add another example after each sentence* ash Ketchum getting sexually aroused by a cat person. Be over protective of Ash. Over sexualizing her character. Bad anatomy. Her hating on misty. And just all around being a general Deviantart weeb. *stop showing Ashley’s art* Also quick disclaimer I won’t only be critiquing Ashley’s video because let’s face it if you’ve managed to get through Ashley’s full, video god bless your soul, you know that spoiler it gets extremely repetitive and boring. So I’m gonna commentate on this and also say everything wrong with her art style, how she portrays these herself and other characters, and just her overall attitude. So I’m gonna break off into not really small tangents talking about things besides the video. And I will be at degree 0 And I’ll also be showing Obsessed Deviants video instead of Ashley’s because her completely lack of editing makes the original audio sound much much worse and I don’t want you guys to get bored.
If you know me I’ve taken my fare share of stabs at Ashley. *show examples mid last sentence* And she recently had an ED page *show ed page* so why not do a commentary on her am I right?
PLAY THE VIDEO EDITOR!
*video of her plays only a small portion just beginning*
*vomiting the avatars head tips out of frame to give the illusion I vomiting* ohgodiwasntready AAAAA- ok first off I might as well get this out of the way and critique her art style her fingers look like sharpened sticks of wood. *zoom in to the fingers as I say the finger thing* She apparently has six fingers because the thumb is supposed to be closer to the worst not right next to the finger. *moves the camera to be head* The head in the hair don’t match up. I’m assuming you just draw the hair first then draw a chin. It looks more natural if you draw the hole head first then the hair on top *move to the tail* The tail looks like it’s been mangled and run over by a bus. Cat tails are supposed to be.... kinda a mix between a rubber hose and long ballon for making ballon animals your tail seems a bit to short and thick and it just doesn’t look right. *have it go back to death city and my avatar* I know she recently change the design but Incase she decides to make another character other than her own it’s good to know these thing in the future. *show her big ol tits* And I’d be damn if I didn’t talk about her big fucking milk makers. I think I should start off with it’s ok to have big old titties on an oc. Heck I have... a lot of those. *montage of big ol titty OCs*
hell I even have a Pokémon oc with double D’s. *show picture of Mary* But because there wastes aren’t the size of a twig it’s believable and I wouldn’t complain if she was going for a more cartoonish style. But the problem is anime styles with the acception of heads with those big fucking KAWAII DESUNEEEE eyes are very detailed and most of the time realistic. Unless your doing a perspective shot *show an image of a reference of of an anime girl looking up but we can see most of her body I’ll probably give you the example and only keep it up for while I’m talking about it* most of the time the waist of the same size as the boobs. Or at least the boob are one a tiny bit bigger idk it all depends. So all I can say is use references. Refrence your dog your cat do poses in the fucking mirror and take pictures and refrence those. I don’t careeee just stop pulling a Blackstar in the final chapter of the soul Eater manga *show the full scene of him yelling saying he can just use muscle to hold himself up*
where he uses pure muscle to hold himself up after he broke his spine BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW DAMN WELL HER SPINE IS NOT IN TACT RIGHT NOW-
Also I hope you like this picture because it’s what you’ll be seeing for the rest of the video. A 28 minute long video of not visual gags.... no showing of the original video just Ashley’s big ol titties for 28 fucking minutes. BECAUSE ITS NOT LIKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS NEED SOME AMOUNT OF EFFORT TO BE FUNNY OR AT LEAST ENTERTAINING OR ANYTHING?! Also did I mention the video Ashley is talking about is two years old and Obsessed Deviants hasn’t mentioned her in like.... probably over a year? So this is implying she even fucking cares about you anymore Ashley.... So you literally have no reason of doing this just to bring up old drama... for no fucking reason.
Your calling them a bitch for a video that is two years old... classy. And again implying she’s even talking about you let alone insulting you anymore.
Actually you won’t be fine because you somehow drag this video on for ALMOST 30 MINUTES
You guys will see later in the video how much not scripting comes around to bite Ashley with how much she repeats herself.
You know FlipConverter is free right? The audio sounds much nicer when you download the video and put it in your editing software. “Oh but Madi!” You all cry “she might not have a good editor” well there are several ways to fix this
-hire an editor
Which I doubt she has any friends that can really edit and I doubt she has the money to pay a professional.
-or download a better software
There are quite a few good kinds cheap softwares out there
-or actually learn how to use the damn software
The one I used to use before hiring an editor was MovieEditor and it was only 50 to 60 dollars and if you don’t have that money I don’t know save up? I mean I’d rather have some amount of quality in my videos than none or and I have yet to download this one but I have heard of hitfilm express it was something that another YouTube ranter told me about that works similar to Sony Vegas I believe he told me it was free and it works similarly to Sony Vegas. I mean I’ve yet to try Hitfilm because I’m a lazy cunt but anything’s better than staring at one picture of cat big mc’ tits for 30 minutes again. And yeah I know at least she says she tries to make the audio sound good but it still doesn’t excuse the fact on how visually boring this hole video is. I also like how she proceeds to call the video “shitty” like it’s Even worse than her content when really there content at the time was on the same level of quality Ashley’s videos are now. And even then their video had something going ON with them. They showed different picture through-out the entirety of the video instead of just ONE. And if you don’t want to use either of those things well. Learning is free I’ve seen absolutely amazing videos with the software your using ashley. So I can assume there computers aren’t all that great either. My main example. SIR FUCKING FLUFF. LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT HOW GOOOOOOD. Serve that to me on a silver platter I’ll be tha happiest girl in the world you know what I’m saying WHEW
- You call there voices annoying without giving any reason why you think there voice is annoying and even then you bringing it up is pointless sense you can’t change your voice that’s just how you sound. This is more of a you problem than a problem with the actual video I get that rants by definition you venting your own personal feelings to us. But if you don’t bring actual valid arguments to the table where not gonna take your side. Especially in a video when you want us to be on your side.
- You imply there only judging you on just your art-style. Um.... no? As we see later in the video we see that they do more than that. not just your art style but your grammar, attitude, and writing. Now granted at the time they could’ve done much... MUCH better job of criticizing you but at the end of the day this generalization that there just attacking because of your “style” is still a generalization and you still made that assumption that there jelly because of your big titter totters.
[Her bitching about how people call her a troll. There’s nothing really to argue with here. At least nothing that’s not gonna make the video redundant later and She repeats the point of Obsessed Deviants being a child which does nothing but pads out the video. I’ve already explained why this point is pointless not doing it again]
Th-that’s it? Your not gonna address what they said? Your just gonna say something just as pointless as what they said. Good FUCCCCCK. Not to mention it was a completely misopportunity to make a good point. Like I said what they said in the video about you was kinda pointless as well. I’m talking to Obsessed now and yes you can jump from video to video commentating on it shut up. Ok she has a big donation pool? So if she really was a troll like you said that should be expected that’s something fairly common among them. You pointing out the obvious is well again pointless. Ok she has a big donations pool with a dumb message.... so what? Why is that bad exactly? Jumping back to Ashley what they did wasn’t slander. Yeah sure the point was bad. Like really bad. But it wasn’t slander. They didn’t call your name, threaten, or lie about you in that donation pool statement. The only thing they did was just.... read your donation pool. They didn’t say anything other than that. If you wanna consider the troll thing a lie (which has nothing to do with the point but I’m sure you’ll bring it up anyway) well I’ll address why its also not slander later in the video.
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Are you gonna explain? You gave us a reason but you did tell us why that is. You didn’t actually defend yourself you just said “oh lol it’s Christmas so it’s ok” like what? Why not just explain it now? You already took 30 minutes of our fucking time might as well go for 35. And before anyone says “she probably means it’s only up around Christmas because she wanted moneys for Christmas.” I mean like it could be. Honestly her hole statement is just so fucking vague I can’t tell what she’s trying to convey to us. Please leave in the comments what this un-Kawaii big potatoed cat is trying to tell us I can’t understand its foreign language. *put up a screenshot of the donation pool* Also at the time your donation pool was recent. Because the video your talking about is a year old. Que?
[Ashley just calling Obsessed Deviants annoying without a point. She also complains about clothes in her winter picture. Saying it’s an indoor thing even though there’s no way for the girls to know that.....
Ok so first off your “jammed keyboard” is not an excuse. Because spell check exist and guess what. It even works on deviantart!!! *show a screenshot of it working for DA*... praise our lord and savior. *quickly flash a picture of Soul when I’m saying this* And if you don’t know how to turn it on because you have it turned off for... some fucking reason. Well.... you have internet.... look it up. Takes literally 30 seconds of your time. Also when have they ever spoken out against you besides when they talk about your art? Or god save my soul for using this word “hated” on you? Sure they’ve been sarcastic but other than that.... what have they done exactly? And again if your gonna bring up the troll comment. Where getting there. Eventualllyyyyyyy.
I-it’s really not because spellcheck exits.... all you gotta do is right click! AND THERE IT IS!!!
Again humor is subjective also *dramatic metal gear solid music plays as it zooms into the date of Obsessed Deviants video* IMPLYING THEY STILL THINK ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SENSES OF HUMOR CAN CHANGE OVER TIME. ESPECIALLY AFTER A YEAR. *show there comment of junkies video saying the video on Ashley was bad* Second thing is your one to talk about tangents you turned a 10 minute video into a 30 minute long one. And even then there “tangent” was like 1 minute long.
Pointless intervention pointless intervention. If you got nothing to say, don’t bring it up. This is why, your video is to fucking long, what the point of this statement? Also your the one that posted nudes of yourself and constantly gives ash what’s basically an anime boner aka nosebleeds and you post sexual stuff all the time. *show examples* Suck my dick you have no room to talk.
But that’s what there there to do. The title of the video is “Deviant Art Review - TheRealAshleyKetchum” Review.... meaning there gonna give there opinions on it. And they thought your art at the time was bad.... moving on. Also before I forget another thing that really irks me about this video is Ashley speaks like Obsessed Deviants still feel this way about her art. And still review art this way when in fact this isn’t the case. Because Obsessed Deviants has expressed distaste in there old video. *show screenshot from there comment on junkies video* Stop implying that they’d still say the same thing if they had remade the video on you today knowing the knowledge they does now. It. Looks. Fucking. Stupid. Of course the arguments are gonna be dated as fuck it’s a year fucking old. And no I’m not gonna drop this point because it’s what makes most of the video fucking fall apart it be one thing if she actually brought good arguments to the table. But she doesn’t it’s just shit that falls out of her mouth. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. *it slowly zoomed in on my avatars face as I say this and gets redder and then the avatar shakes a little at those last three bits*
[Her complaining about Obsessed Deviants complaining about the art. This is again pointless because the point of Obsessed Deviants video is to talk about things they don’t like about her art.]
O-oh your expecting me to argue with that? Your expecting me to refute something. So fucking retarded and rude that my brain literally can’t comprehend it? No I’m just gonna let it sink it. Just gonna let her comment sink in. Because you know. I don’t have to catch every single Pokémon. I like skitty. But I don’t like this one. It’s rude I tried to give it fish and it hissed at me. Nah nah nah. IM GONNA GO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING ADVIL FOR THIS STUPID FUCKING HEADACHE.
*my voice sounds all echoey and my avatar is slowly sliding across the screen*
No dad you can’t make me go back. You can’t make me go back to the basement. I WONT LET YOU PUT ME IN THE BASEMENT WITH THE CAT TITTIES AGAIN DAAAAAD.
[pointless banter of Obsessed Deviants and pointless Ashley interjection and then she talks about her throat hurting. And then Obsessed Deviants make a sarcasm or whatever it’s humor it’s subjective.
Probably wouldn’t hurt if you didn’t make pointless interjections just saying.
HAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAA HAHAHAHAAHAaaaaaa
So wait. You swearing at them, calling them names such as autistic and retarded, telling your watchers to report ender which by the way hasn’t been mentioned at all sense the beginning of the video might I add. Those aren’t attacks? And if you wanna make the argument “W-Waaah they attacked me first” *i’m gonna make a funny picture of Ashley crying to put here it spins while she says first* that’s not an excuse. What they did was not nearly as bad as what you’ve done. It also makes you hypocrite by being a bully yourself. Also again it’s a Review. I’ve already went over this point. Not going over it again.
[dumb accusations of Ashley having a 10 year old sister drawing her art or something being thrown around n shit not important. Also keyboard thing again. Also anime references are made. Also Ashley pointlessly interjects again. Also random talk about someone else’s oc that Ashley drew. Ashley talks about how she’s glad about her friend not being attacked. More talking. Ashley interjects talking about how she can only draw Ashley and accuses them of making fun of her for that. (Spoilers they didn’t they only laugh.) ]
Everything.... in this video. Is either pointless. Or really bad petty arguments. Guys. If this is what the rest of the video is. If it’s just her saying pointless and or shit she’s already said. Than I’m just skipping the rest of the video and skipping to my final thoughts.
I’m so fucking tempted to skip to my final thoughts right now. But I know if I did my inner writer would never forgive myself. (Yeah damn right bitch!) *a miniature version of me comes out of the corner and shakes* so remember how I said I wasn’t just gonna critique her video? Yeah it’s about that time my dudes. just because a character isn’t over powered or a Mary Sue doesn’t mean she’s not bad. people say she’s bad is because you put no effort into her back story or relationship with Ash. It’s not well written.... at all. I even made a hole journal on why Ash x Ashley is such bad writing *show journal* Mary-Sues tend to have no personality. And Ashley seems to be lacking one. Her being and Tsundere and a Yandere and labeling her as one doesn’t help. You just slapping random personality traits on there doesn’t make a character. Interactions is another form of characterization. Give her a back story, give her motives for the things she does, give us a reason to fucking care. That’s what I did with your redesign which I renamed Ashi. I made her your sister who you mistreated but eventually she goes out on her own journey to find you because your father asked her too. But she mostly spends time making friends. She’s hardy, stubborn, and kinda clueless she can even be rude at times. But really she just wants friends. Also your gorgiest gave Ashi her egg knowing she’d need a partner one day. Call me spiteful if you want people still find her interesting and fun to write, that’s all I can ever ask for. And I’ve only scratched the surface of her story. The reason why I enjoy her character and others enjoy her is because I actually put forth the effort into giving her some kinda back story. Which you don’t do at all. You just slap a bunch of personality traits on her and say “oh she loves ash” and call it a fucking day. It’s lazy and it’s the reason people don’t like Ashley all that much.
[pointlessness nothing having to do with anything moving on]
I-its still morally wrong. He’s still metaphorically your sibling. It’s still wrong. If people want to argue with me on that I’ll leave some articles in the description and even if it isn’t it doesn’t make up for you shitty attitude towards others.
[POINTLESS] *the skip screen gets a bit demented*
I find it hard to respect you with insults like “small brain”. Maybe if you stopped being such a bitch to everyone even people that are trying to help you you’d actually get some damn respect and people would start respecting to you more. You don’t fucking expect respect you fucking earn it. And you have done nothing respectable throughout this entire video.
And this is gonna bite you in the ass later. Also we’re just gonna cut out the self advertisement but because. I don’t want her advertising on my channel.
And your lack of editing, script, or any fucking planning at all catches up to you. Yeah you um... you know how you got on her ass for not knowing the Pokémon. And then she proceeded to say she doesn’t play pokemon? Yeah um.... bet you feel pretty fucking stupid right now. I was wondering when this was gonna happen.
That brings up a question: why are you covering this video then? If you know you old art is shit why are you ranting about a video covering your old shitty art? In fact why do you care about a two year old video in the first place?! I’m still mad about it guys... can you tell?
I’ll give you that one but only because there wording was off. Here have a cookie. *have my avatar throwing a cookie a Ashley* But even then that doesn’t refute the other point they made that your traditional looks better than your digital. Also it’s fucking neko you uncultured swine.
Yeah I know I made the point Ashley’s a hypocrite before. But hypocrisy doesn’t mean wrong. If your self aware about that hypocrisy and are trying to improve upon yourself then that’s fine good for you. But Ashley isn’t self aware about how rude she is or how annoying her typos are and isn’t trying to improve herself in the slightest. I mean unless you wanna count those implants on her OCs tits, but true beauty has always been on the inside for me.
[I’m getting stabbed from all the points in the pointlessness]
Is your memory the size of a goldfish?
Literally all they did was laugh. They could you know just be laughing at your joke? Because jokes are supposed to be funny. You accused them attacking you when they haven’t said anything yet. and you also jumped on there ass because they accused you of things now your jumping to conclusions because your accusing of them of something they haven’t even said yet to be an attack. Consistency. Learn about it. Tell your friends. Oh wait you don’t have any... SHIT-
Misty hasn’t appeared as Ash’s travel buddy in a long fucking while and she only appeared in the Sun and Moon series as a cameo because it was Pokémon’s 20th anniversary. Also Crobat is our fucking lord and savior how fucking dare you- *put a bunch of pictures of Toxi and Crobat on the screen*
You can dislike a character all you want that’s fine. You can even have a poor reason for liking a character. But it’s when you misrepresent such a beloved and nostalgic character for so many people. She’s the first partner Ash ever had in the anime from such a beloved franchise what do you expect? People not to correct you on something so important to the Pokémon anime? Misty’s hardy but she’s not jealous or dumb if she was dumb she wouldn’t be a leader of her own freakin gym. Also she’s never been confirmed for wanting to be with Ash the closest we ever got to a love interest for Ash was Serena in the X and Y anime. ROLL THE KISSING CLIP
Mmmmmm n-no hold your point back till your final thoughts you can do this Madi....
Ya just gotta hold it in for a little while longer.... it’ll all be over soon.
When. Was it ever fucking mentioned. That there video was monetized? When did she ever ask for fucking money? To go to her Patreon donate her points FUCKING ANYTHING?! YOU ALL THOUGHT WHEN ASHLEY SAID THE WORLD WAS FUCKING FLAT SHE WAS STUPID OOOO NONONONO SHE TOOK IT A STEP FUCKING FURTHER!!! EVEN THEN THEY DIDNT EARN THAT MUCH FUCKING MONEY IF IT WAS BECAUSE ALL THE VEIWS THEY GOT ONLY ADDED UP TO ONE DOLLAR. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.
You didn’t. you really fucking didn’t.
Ok... final thoughts time: Ashley your right. Your 100% absolutely right. About one fucking thing in this entire video. People can like whatever the hell they want. As long as it’s not illegal. Putting Ash into an incest like relationship when his canonical age (and no it doesn’t matter if he’s 18 in your cannon in the eyes of the law and DA he’s still a child.) is 10-12 you can serve time in prison. Ashley I don’t care if you draw porn of your oc. I care when your rude to people that are just trying to criticize you and help your oc be better.
You don’t have to take criticism it’s not mandatory. But just know in life especially in the art world people are gonna fucking criticize you. And from the way you respond to any type of criticism good or bad is any indicator of your future it’s gonna be a fucking long road for you hun. Because I’m sorry to say no professional animation studio especially the one that’s animating the Pokémon series right now will let your animations air on TV assuming that you want Ash x Ashley to be cannon. And you also have to work with people in animation who also may criticize you. And if you don’t want to go into the animation industry or art industry.... then I still want you to apply this at least a little. All it takes is “I don’t want to improve my character I’m sorry but thank you for caring about my OC.” Because that what most of these people do. They only want you and your oc to be better. There not attacking you or anything though some can turn it down with the sarcasm. You want people to stop being mean? Be nice to them. Kill them with kindness. Be sensible and don’t get angry someone does something that bugs you.
You need to work on your attitude more than anything I couldn’t honestly care less about everything else. I only criticized it here for the people that actually want to learn. Do what you want but just realize when your as rude as this more people will just come and give you more disrespect. Because you know your being fucking rude. Other than that do whatever the hell you want accept maybe probably not the incest thing. You can have a skitty Cat neko girl oc. I have a lot of Pokémon OCs that are sexy, kawaii, and got big ol tits. But if you honest to god want people to like them un-ironically. Improve them. Try and watch movie, tv shows, and game reviews. That’s how I learn.
And next time don’t rant about a video that’s two years old. As I’ve said before Obessed Deviants has shown displeasure for there old shit. And you don’t nesiccarily bring anything new to the table or tell them how they can improve there content you. Speaking of which this wasn’t a big problem for me but: you said you were gonna rant on endergirl but um.... yeah didn’t . I’d understand if you want to debunk any claims or show why there wrong but you don’t do that either hence me and Junkies video which I’m sure will come out before this one.
Oh my god. I did it. Holy FUCK that was painful. Jesus.... I can’t even think of a good ending joke. I just. Idk flash a bunch of amour-shipping pictures up on the screen. Ehhh.
*outro showing fan-art and proper credits*
sighting my sources:
special thanks to TheNamesJunkie for helping me with this script but also frick you Junkie for stealing my memes. You weenie.